Cocaine and Cancer

"The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be."

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

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brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

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thisiswhytheinternetwascreated:

Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.

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trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

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sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

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legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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