Cocaine and Cancer

  • Baby: p-p-p-p
  • Dad: papa?
  • Baby: Pete Wentz
  • Dad: oh god it's an emo

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via epic-humor)

wordsbyraquelfranco:

langleav:

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So Beautiful and heart breaking
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

(via hi)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via officialwhitegirls)

bitchesaloud:

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via hi)

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